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Monthly Archives: January 2009

Two Down

January 31, 2009 – 4:11 pm

Thanks to everyone who came to our show on Wednesday – our second of six long form improv shows we’re doing at Chicago’s very own Apollo Theater Studio. Our suggestion was “Venus” and the show included Zack burying Mark in a garden co-op, Mark hitting beers out of my hands (and the air) and onto [...]

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Masturbation Attempt Foiled!

January 28, 2009 – 11:35 am

Early in the morning comes a hero like no other.  With every just stroke of his keyboard, would-be, flesh-weilding vagrants are vanquished in their dimly lit studio apartment!  Our hero binds together 1′s and 0′s in such a way as to mislead such skillains (skin-villain) long enough for their mom to call, and ask if they’re eating healthy.  Our [...]

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The Cosby Sweaters Perform with Us This Wednesday

January 27, 2009 – 6:42 am

Tomorrow, long form improv group The Cosby Sweaters are going to be opening for our second of six performances at the Apollo Theater Studio.  These guys are based out of DePaul and we first met them when we opened for them and our friends Nipple Competition at The Playground in the middle of 2008.  A [...]

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My Apologies

January 25, 2009 – 5:35 pm

I don’t know…I really just don’t. My friend sent me this video yesterday. I can’t honestly say why I feel inclined to share it. Anyway…I’ll give ten bucks to the person who can best guess what this guy used to stuff that leotard. I’m gonna go with a Popple. And again…my apologies.

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Hey, Katy Perry…

January 23, 2009 – 10:25 am

…I am well aware of the fact that you kissed a girl and that you did, in fact, like it.  I agree, the taste of cherry ChapStick is enjoyable.  You can stop singing the chorus of your song over and over in my head now.  Thanks. PS – I can almost certainly assure you that [...]

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