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Monthly Archives: March 2009

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Winnie Cooper Gets Married; A Generation of Kevin Arnolds Weep

Yes…it’s true.  Danica McKeller (aka Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years) got hitched this last week to some undeserving jerk named Mike Verta.  The chase is finally over.  Mike Verta…whoever you are…you win.  Congratulations.
I have to say…it breaks my heart a little.  I mean, it’s not that Winnie Cooper was overwhelmingly attractive or charming.  She [...]

Can’t Hardly Wait for May? How ‘Bout APRIL 17th?!

That’s right, Friday- April 17th at Midnight, Batterymouth will be playing at the Playground Theatre  along with teams Guitar Baby, and Double Stuff.  So go get your drink on at the Town Hall Pub which has a photo booth, and a great jukebox, then mosey on down the road to the Playground (where I spent [...]

Where I’m Putting My Money

With the economy being what it is, a lot of people are deciding to invest their money in foreign currencies.  Not a bad idea.  Considering that the current banking issues are now global rather than just in the U.S., instead of going with the currency of another country, I’m going with the currency of another [...]

See Batterymouth at the Playground May 12

Get your calendars out and block off May 12, because Batterymouth is going to be performing at The Playground at 8pm on that very day.  We’re sharing the bill with Texas Giant, Charles Grodin (a Charles Grodin, not the Charles Grodin) and Stranger for a Day, so it will be an evening just jam-packed with [...]