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The Evolution of Batterymouth’s Blog Post Texting

19

Apr

2009

Hello, hello, hello there everyone.  When we here at Batterymouth started this whole blogging thing back in January, we decided that we would text message each other when we had posted something, in order to prevent posting about the same thing more than once or having an abundance of posts on the same day.  At [...]

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Improv Look-A-Likes

06

Apr

2009

So I had this realization the other day that there are really a good number of celebrity look-a-likes within the Chicago improv circle.  Right?  Am I right?  I’m right, right?  So…the obvious one would be Adrien Brody’s local doppleganger, David Pasquesi.  But, there certainly are more out there…for instance, I went to see The Cougars [...]

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Winnie Cooper Gets Married; A Generation of Kevin Arnolds Weep

26

Mar

2009

Yes…it’s true.  Danica McKeller (aka Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years) got hitched this last week to some undeserving jerk named Mike Verta.  The chase is finally over.  Mike Verta…whoever you are…you win.  Congratulations.
I have to say…it breaks my heart a little.  I mean, it’s not that Winnie Cooper was overwhelmingly attractive or charming.  She [...]

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Hey Zack and Dave…

11

Mar

2009

Can I blog about selling my Apple Powerbook G4?  I mean…I would totally understand if you wouldn’t want me to use the blog to talk about my 1.67GHz Powerbook G4, with 1GB RAM and a 100GB hard drive…especially since I am only asking for $750 for it, which really isn’t all that much considering that [...]

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The Mysterious Rax Restaurant

03

Mar

2009

Alright…I’m going to need everyone’s help here, and by everyone I mean anyone who happens to be reading this blog (I’m talking to you Mr. White Curvy from Abu Dhabi).
Has anyone out there ever had a memory that is so distant and so dim that you almost feel as though you might have made it up?  A [...]

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