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Author Archives: Zack Whittington

We Surprised the Rax Out of Him!

10

Mar

2009

Last week Mark rolled up with a post about Rax Restaurant, and how he wondered if anybody remembered them, and if they even still existed.  Well, Dave did a little digging and discovered one (of 11 left!) in the little town of Joliet, only an hour away from Chicago!  So, we had planned on meeting [...]

The Great Reference Post Regarding My Zipper

06

Mar

2009

I have a new favorite pair of pants.  Okay, so they’re from Old Navy, and yes I got them on clearance, but they’re extremely comfortable, and I think they’re rather fetching.   They’re orange-ish brown “moleskin”, and were perhaps a little tight when I bought them.  The button lasted a week before it popped off like the [...]

Zombies in the Kitchen

19

Feb

2009

Ladies, say your man cain’t cook?  Well, this man can.  Okay, so he’s not really a man.  He used to be.  When he was alive.  Yeah, he’s not really alive anymore either.  SO he’s got a few negatives against him.  At least he can make the shit out of some grilled cheese, which is precisely what [...]

An Ode to the Lovers

13

Feb

2009

A very… early morning…   video…   Nothin’ but love for ya.

Burt’s Beeswax and The Economic Downturn

03

Feb

2009

I love me some chapstick.   I apply countless times throughout the day.   Typically, I don’t have an addictive personality, but when it comes to keeping these lips moist, I am a waxy fiend.  I’ve sold beanie babies that I stole from McDonald’s in a parking lot out of the back of my car,  just to support my habit.  No, [...]