Early in the morning comes a hero like no other.  With every just stroke of his keyboard, would-be, flesh-weilding vagrants are vanquished in their dimly lit studio apartment!  Our hero binds together 1’s and 0’s in such a way as to mislead such skillains (skin-villain) long enough for their mom to call, and ask if they’re eating healthy.  Our hero is fueled only by coffee, and oatmeal with walnuts and wild, dried blueberries.  His weapon of choice?  The Blog…

A few moments ago, my fellow Battermouth compadre, Dave, informed me of some recent traffic our website received.  With the use of Google Analytics, he learned that someone from Abu Dhabi had come across my recent blog by searching “www.white curvy.com”.

What have you done, today?  I stopped someone from masturbating (for a few seconds at least).

King me.