That’s right.  The cupcakes are coming.  And they’re playing for keeps.  They want nothing short of complete confectionery dominance and they won’t stop until they’re the last sweet standing.  They.  Won’t.  Stop.

Don’t believe me?  Let me guess, you’re thinking to yourself, “Cupcakes have been comfortable with their place in the dessert hierarchy for decades.  They wouldn’t possibly strike out against another sugary baked good to gain supremacy.”

Oh yeah?  Tell that to the brownies!

BAM!  Back in 2007 the cupcakes conquered the brownies for Google dominance AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!  The cupcakes are stealthy.  They’re like frosted ninjas.  Have you ever heard about what happens to you when you get attacked by a frosted ninja?  Of course you haven’t, because everone who has been attacked by a frosted ninja is dead.  Deliciously, deliciously dead.

So, beware!  Hide your pies, hide your cookies, hide your muffins (oh no, too late!), because the cupcakes are coming and your precious sweets may be next.  You’ve been warned…